What’s happening to me?
What's happening to me?
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I used to be so spry,
young, energetic like
a lithium cocaine battery,
now, I’m just a grumpy,
cantankerous,
lethargic dried-up prune
that falls asleep at 10 o’clock,
pees sitting down,
and
only feasts
after six.